Amen, amen I say unto you, equality is best sought through exercise of the free market, not through government laws, regulations, or programs that restrict those who are in superior positions or who have superior talents.
Hear my words, o ye men of God, inequality is the natural order of things. Human beings, in terms of innate talents and personal attributes, are inherently unequal and a social hierarchy is a natural consequence of that inequality.
The poor will always be among you, but the righteous know that poverty is caused by negative individual personality traits and character defects—including laziness, poorly developed intellectual ability, complaisance, and the lack of competitiveness, frugality, self-discipline, responsibility, and self-reliance, etc.—not by the so-called structural socioeconomic conditions imagined by liberals.
Can I get a chorus of loud AMENS brothers and sisters to that good news of the gospel according to Right-Wing Jesus?
Hear my words, o ye men of God, inequality is the natural order of things. Human beings, in terms of innate talents and personal attributes, are inherently unequal and a social hierarchy is a natural consequence of that inequality.
The poor will always be among you, but the righteous know that poverty is caused by negative individual personality traits and character defects—including laziness, poorly developed intellectual ability, complaisance, and the lack of competitiveness, frugality, self-discipline, responsibility, and self-reliance, etc.—not by the so-called structural socioeconomic conditions imagined by liberals.
O you men of God, ignore the sophistry of the liberal
Pharisees who created social safety net programs like Medicaid, Food Stamps, and WIC to reward godless people who refuse to work. Repeal or reductions of those programs
that protect low-income families against catastrophe stem not from misguided
hostility but godly fiscal responsibility in policing fraud and ensuring
efficiency (meaning removing all the lazy work shirkers who had previously been
eligible).
Hear ye o people of God, race-based affirmative action and the women's
rights movement are agents of the devil himself that foster prejudice by undermining
equality and by denying opportunities to those who are equally or more qualified
to serve the Lord and the government. Those misbegotten programs created by liberal
Pharisees do a great deal more harm than good by generating anger and
resentment against the particular communities they pretend to serve and
actually promote the very disharmony they supposedly are called upon to
alleviate.
Medicaid is welfare for the undeserving and irresponsible.
The best way to cut down on the innate fraud of that system is to force adults
on Medicaid to work, require enrollees to get tested for illegal drugs, cap the
length of time people can stay on the program, and limit the number of people
who can be on the program at once. Millions of lazy, undeserving work shirkers
stay on Medicaid when they are no longer eligible.
Chaste, spiritually minded, and religious people are favored
by the Lord God and are morally superior to those weak-kneed, back sliding
sinners who are not.
Hear ye o people of God, a powerful centralized government
threatens the individual, family, and private institutions and seeks uniformity
and absolute compliance on the part of weak-willed citizens. Government, by its
very nature, is inefficient, incompetent, wasteful, power hungry, and morally
corrupt.
Hear my words ye men of God, homosexuality is an unnatural
abomination, a lifestyle choice people freely make; those who practice it
commit inherently repugnant and evil acts. Homosexual acts are as immoral as
incest and bestiality. Know ye that same sex unions are a direct threat to
marriage and the family.
Local governance is godly only if the local jurisdiction is
conservative. If it’s not conservative, conservative politicians who control
the state legislature must revoke whatever local regulations have been passed
to help the undeserving and irresponsible poor, like higher minimum wage laws.
As ordained by godly men, women of childbearing age and
older are obliged to cover their bodies entirely, no matter if they claim that
dress makes them uncomfortable and hot. For it is written that no woman should
salaciously tempt innocent men with their disgusting, slutty, and all but
irresistible exposed flesh.
Let us pray, you people of God, for conservatives who “put
faith and family, not government and bureaucracy, at the center of [their] lives.”
And thank you, Brother Donald, for that inspiration.
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